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As if the rivalry between Pepperdine University and LMU was not contentious enough, the Malibu school has stated its intention of besting LMU in yet another realm: shortest coaching term,Cheap Ugg Boots. In an attempt to grab national headlines from its bitter rival,ugg boots sale, Pepperdine is aiming for one of LMU’s most recent and newsworthy basketball records. “We refuse to finish second to LMU in anything, no matter how embarrassing to our program,” Pepperdine Athletic Director Steve Potts said. “We knew that they had a very high profile coach break the record for shortest Division-I term, and we think we’ve finally found our man to take that title.”                The announcement came at a press conference inside Pepperdine’s Firestone Fieldhouse, where Potts introduced local vagabond “Big” Al Hampton as the 13th men’s basketball coach in the school’s history. Hampton, somewhat of a local celebrity for his humorous roadside signs, only stayed for about half of the press conference. “It’s cool I guess,” Hampton said,ugg boots sale. “But I don’t really know anything about basketball.”                           The record Potts and Hampton are shooting for is the mark of “Shortest Division-I Head Coaching Term, Non-Firing” held by LMU’s former skipper Bill Bayno. Bayno famously resigned from his post as LMU Head Coach for medical reasons after just three games of the 2008-09 season. The excitement upon Bayno’s hiring was short-lived, the charismatic coach turning the reins over to then-assistant Max Good just before the team’s home opener against nationally-ranked Notre Dame University. Despite Hampton’s inability to answer many of reporters’ questions,Ugg Boots Sale UK, and his constantly wandering gaze, the hyper-competitive Potts was excited about the hire. “Bayno didn’t make it to the first home game, and we really think that Big Al could wander off even before then,” he said. “You never know where he is going, and that spontaneity is what excites us. Any chance to show up LMU is something we are interested in; especially topping a fiasco like they had with Bayno.”                           The school’s administrators have not decided whether holding the record for shortest coach tenure would be worth points in the annual PCH Cup competition that determines an overall victor in sporting competitions between the two schools. Schools are usually awarded one point for home victories and 1,Cheap Ugg Boots.5 points for winning on the opponent’s turf,Cheap Ugg Boots. It is still unclear how stealing a national record like this would be weighed on that scale. LMU only replied with a brief statement from Athletic Director Dr. William Husak, saying, “We are not intimidated by their actions,Ugg Boots Sale UK. Just as we were confident in Bill turning our program around when we hired him,ugg boots uk sale, we are confident that his record can and will hold up.”                           Believing his three-game record to be safe, Bayno has been working as an assistant in the NBA since leaving LMU and did not return calls for a comment. A spokesperson for his current team, the Minnesota Timberwolves, said Bayno hopes the promise of a steady paycheck will keep Hampton interested in the job for at least the first few weeks. [The Bluff is a humorous/satirical section published in the Loyolan,ugg boots uk sale. This story is fictional. All quotes attributed to real campus figures are completely fabricated,ugg boots uk; persons otherwise mentioned are completely fictional.] Related articles:  Give your shoulders a break comes from his genes are taken from captivity. 