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=' 1, one day, the cow to the ass out of a problem, ask &quot;stupid&quot; word following two bugs which are fair, which is the parent of Converse Basse.The ass rack one's brains, or don't know the answer.Bovine scolds: is really silly, male left female right! 2. seven years after graduation, he got a big project, build a thirty meters chimney, duration of two months, cost three hundred thousand, but be underwritten.Finally at the end of last year, had it done.Today people to acceptance, be about to die ralph lauren coats, no money.Mom! See the drawings, I wanted to dig a well! 3. a drunk carelessly drop down from the third floor, attracted by the public, a police come over: what happened?Drunk: don't know, I was just to.Dr. 4. asked the patient how fracture.The patient said, I think a sand in the shoe, hand a telegraph pole to tremble shoe.TMD has an asshole after there, thought I got an electric shock, then picked up the sticks to me two sticks! 5. some day, turtle, turtle mom dad and son of a decide to go for an outing, they brought a pie Shandong and two cans of sea bottom chicken , started to Yangming mountain.Hard up for ten years, finally!They sit on the ground, unloading equipment of quasi preparing dinner.The results, they found no belt can opener! turtle son:&quot;......Then I went back to get good.&quot; turtle Dad:&quot; good son!Fast!Parents waiting for you to come back together for dinner, come back soon!&quot; son: &quot;must I come back!Not to be broken Chaussures Dior Homme!&quot; and son back home......... the flight of time, time flies, the twinkling of an eye 20 years have passed, son of a bitch has not yet. turtle Mom: &quot;his wife......To eat or not?I'm so hungry......&quot;! !! the turtle Dad: &quot;no.!We promised son!Well......Wait for him for five years, does not come to him!&quot; now is five years, turtle son still didn't appear.Turtle parents matter!My parents decided to start. took the pie is ready to eat...... suddenly, son of a bitch out from behind the tree......Son: &quot;by !I know you can steal!Lie to me go back and take the can opener?I waited for twenty-five years, with to be I wait for it!I hate it when people lie lie to me! 6. small Xin: Dad, why is my name inside three gold? 's Dad: you life in the lack of gold, so named Xin, as some life water, is named Miao, also some life short call Sen wood. small Xin: Dad, you said that Guo Jingjing's sister in the life what is missing??? 7. a pair of male and female friends sit on a bench in the park fall in love, female suddenly want to fart. male was willing to listen to. so, female in &quot;cuckoo cuckoo&quot; bird call under cover and put a fart sound. female: as not without the birds? male: fart too big polo lacoste pas cher, hear nothing! 8. turtle injured. Let the snail to buy medicine.After 2 hours. The snail has not come back.The tortoise anxious scolds: his mother never comes I died! Now outside the door to the snail's voice: fuck you say I don't go! 9. someone raises a pig, bother, abandon, ran pig know return, several abandoned reactive power.One day, the driver turned many bent abandoned pigs, late night call your family, asked: &quot;the pig is not?&quot;Answer: &quot;has returned to the!&quot;The roar: &quot;let it to pick up the phone, I lost! &quot; 10. elephants accidentally stepped on ants, the ants sally forth in full strength to, climb elephant body in succession.The elephant shook himself, the ants fell.At this time there is a on the elephant's neck, falling ants called to &quot;strangle it&quot;. 11. the first computer class, there is a row of students computer crashed.Then one student stood up and said: &quot;teacher, computer crashed, the platoon is dead.&quot;At this time, many of my classmates said: &quot;we are dead.&quot;When the teacher asked: &quot;who are not dead?&quot;Only one student stood up: &quot;I am not dead yet!&quot;The teacher said: &quot;the strange are dead, why do not you die?&quot; 12. a monkey eating peanuts before into the buttock and then out to eat. my heart thoroughly purified ~
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